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Episode 139: That’s A Fact, With Cheese On It

Episode 139: That’s A Fact, With Cheese On It

August 21, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about having to memorize friend’s home phone numbers (0:00), and remember when we didn’t have the Internet? What a time! (5:00). Also, the Patriots need to put Josh Gordon on house arrest (21:00), and somehow the Antonio Brown saga is still ongoing (31:00). Fantasy football commissioners don’t get enough respect (41:00). Then, chaw doggin’ in major league sports (45:00), does Jimmy G actually stink? (58:00), Little Leaguers high-fiving opposing players after homers is so stupid (1:04:00), and here’s the worst-best advice for freshman going into college (1:11:00).

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Episode 138: Rex Grossman Was The Original RG3

Episode 138: Rex Grossman Was The Original RG3

August 14, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about how weird the Jets are as a team (0:00), celebrities sell their houses for millions and millions of dollars! (12:00), is Dak Prescott an idiot? Might be! Zeke is still holding out (18:00), remember when Joe Flacco got $100M? Well, now Michael Thomas got $100M. Progress! (22:00), is Roger Goodell an asshole? Yes. Is he good at his job? Also yes. (28:00), Antonio Brown might be a crazy person (35:00), Gronk is a certified Hall of Famer and Antonio Gates is worth the league minimum because the league minimum rules (40:00), Dom admits he doesn’t watch Hard Knocks (55:00), can you name every Super Bowl winner and loser since 1999? (1:08:00), and the Mets are still winning baseball games! (1:23:00).

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Episode 137: Iron Mike Anderson Has Never Had A Losing Season

Episode 137: Iron Mike Anderson Has Never Had A Losing Season

August 6, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Baker Mayfield chugging beers (0:00), who’s better, the Steelers or the Browns breakdown (13:00),  Did Le’Veon Bell make the right decision and Zeke Elliott threatens to sit out this season (25:00), the Cowboys are worth $5 BILLION legal US tender my word (35:00), is player-team loyalty even a thing anymore? (40:00), the Mets!!! #LFGM!!!! (55:11), the level of commitment being a baseball fan takes (1:10:00), and can any teams still rest on their laurels in baseball? (1:17:00).

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Episode 136: This One’s On God

Episode 136: This One’s On God

July 31, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob and Phil to talk the possible Sopranos reboot and how the new 007 is a lady and we don’t know how to feel about it (6:00), their general thoughts on cults; hint: they are bad (11:00), the lady whole stole food from Sonic after claiming, “This one’s on God” (19:00), which A-list celebrity would be the best UFC fighter (24:00), the dude who found a baby in his mom’s freezer (35:00), the worst places to propose to a girl (44:00), and Ezekiel Elliot holding out, Hard Knocks is back, and storylines heading into the NFL preseason (53:00).

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Episode 135: Your Grandma Makes Pizza?

Episode 135: Your Grandma Makes Pizza?

July 24, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about when the lights go out at the gym (0:00), why should we believe car alarms and fire alarms, they’re all liars! (7:00), you should have to pass a test to be a parent (14:30),  Ed Sheeren 100% has "f u money" (19:00), LSU spent how much money on its new locker room??? and is Coach O just Farmer Fran? (24:00), and Jon Jones is arrested again, time to give up on him (29:00). Then they call Phil to talk about The Sopranos and putting pineapple on pizza (40:20), eating like the I-talians (45:00). Then Rob and Matt talk about the Open Championship and slow golfers are the slow walkers of the sports world (56:00), we have to give props to Aaron Boone for calling his guys savages (1:01:00), and the best 2-animal combinations they can think of (1:04:00).

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Episode 134: Don’t Gummy Worm Your Way Through Life

Episode 134: Don’t Gummy Worm Your Way Through Life

July 17, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Apple’s scams with iPhone and the thrill of running on low battery (2:40), ordering food in large groups (11:00), why are we making Bagel Boss guy famous and we phone a friend who met him (20:30), the Area 51 raid gets 1 million signatures and the memes have been fantastic (34:20), is it emasculating to wear another man’s jersey? Yeah, well what about a women’s jersey? (43:45), the Emmys snub Richard Madden and somehow nominate Game of Thrones for best writing (46:20), Rocko’s Modern Life is coming to Netflix and Peaky Blinders is coming back (54:50), and some weird stories from this week (57:50), and answer some hypotheticals about boners and choosing TV or the internet (1:04:50). Then, Dom joins the show to talk about cities in the middle of nowhere (1:16:00), the Russell Westbrook-Chris Paul trade and the World Series of Poker (1:22:30), and the state of the NBA and some of the 2019/2020 season over/unders (1:53:00).

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Episode 133: You’re Gettin’ Mouse Trapped

Episode 133: You’re Gettin’ Mouse Trapped

July 10, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about drinking past age 25 (0:00), the Home Run Derby (4:00), Justin Verlander calling MLB “a fucking joke” for not admitting to juiced balls (12:00), the Sox and the Yankees (20:00), and what the hell is happening this season in MLB (36:00). Is licking ice cream a felony? Hard to say (42:00). Is Aaron Rodgers a dick or a douche? (52:00), and was Russell Wilson a virgin? Is Tebow? What’s even real anymore? (56:00). Then, how much money per month would you give up your phone for? (1:00:00).

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Episode 132: Who Wants Some Dawgs?

Episode 132: Who Wants Some Dawgs?

July 3, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about the *slow* South (0:00), hittin’ horns (5:30), golfing, beach towns, and is Phil retired? (9:30).  Bro, Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut are gonna eat so many dogs bro also please sponsor us Pepto Bismol (16:00), your Top 4s for the Fourth and don’t be that guy please (25:00). MLB has an all-star game and the home run derby is coming and so is a 500-foot home run (40:00), and the USWNT is winning the World Cup obviously (57:00). Also, the NBA is fine, it’s totally fine, everything is fine (1:02:00). Then, Dom joins the show to talk about the Nets(!!!!) getting Kyrie, KD, and DeAndre Jordan. Are they going to win the title? Hard to say (1:35:35).

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Episode 131: Secure the Bag

Episode 131: Secure the Bag

June 19, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Kawhi Leonard vs. Kevin Durant (0:00), the national media vs. the local media for sports (9:00), league expansions and what to do when your team moves (16:00), the Raptors winning the NBA Finals, AD goes to the Lakers, Kyrie is on the move, and how the NBA gets shaken up this summer (24:00), LaMelo Ball commits to play in the NBL after RJ Hampton and what it means for the NBA (38:00), improving the pay in minor league systems (42:00), Nick Saban’s recruiting tactics and can we start paying NCAA athletes already (50:00), and the Mets and Red Sox have no relief pitching (1:12:00). Then Rob comes on to talk the Globo Gym 15th anniversary and Dodgeball as an underrated movie (0:00), the Bachelor, Flavor of Love, Double Shot at Love, and other love based shows (6:00), what’s Vanilla Ice up to now? (10:00), OJ’s Twitter account (15:00), Brett Favre isn’t coming back from retirement…or is he? (20:00), a retired priest goes into gay porn (30:00), hardcore religious communities and trying to get excommunicated (35:00), and answer some listener hypotheticals (53:00).

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Episode 130: Is Steve Nash a Super Star?

Episode 130: Is Steve Nash a Super Star?

June 12, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk the NBA Finals, including Kevin Durant getting injured (4:00), Kawhi managing his own minutes (10:00), should the NBA add 3 guys to every roster? (14:00), is this NBA Finals less exciting? (20:00), our actual thoughts on Kyle Lowry (23:00), Serge Ibaka and Pascal Siakam’s roles (26:00), can the Warriors can win this thing (34:00), Raptors success with Nick Nurse and Kawhi (30:00), the 50-40-90 club and if Steve Nash is a superstar (41:00), the 3000 hits club (47:00), Kevin Durant’s future with this injury (54:00), and Kawhi is a dad (1:03:00).

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Episode 129: Would You Sell Your Soul to the Devil?

Episode 129: Would You Sell Your Soul to the Devil?

June 5, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about keeping up with their parents (2:15); the Yankees and the Red Sox (9:35); weird internet news including Jeopardy James losing, kissing frogs for half a million, college kids hitting it rich, and racist referees (22:45); and wrap it up with a deep hypothetical (48:15). Then, Justin joins the show to talk about all the antics with Drake, Kawhi, and the NBA Finals (1:00:25); what to watch on TV now that Game of Thrones is over (1:30:25); and to answer some more hypotheticals (1:45:50). Finally, to close out the episode, Yanni joins the show to talk about Liverpool winning the Champions League final, the team’s incredible 2018-19 season, and why more Americans should watch soccer (2:03:50).

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Episode 128: Rob’s Brain Melted

Episode 128: Rob’s Brain Melted

May 22, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Aaron Rodger’s Game of Thrones fandom (0:00), the Packers draft and was Mike McCarthy holding them back all this time? (6:00), Daniel Jones is literally Eli Manning and the Mets and Jets are still dumpster fires (14:00), Brooks Koepka is a machine (22:00), and to answer some hypotheticals including questions about texts from exes, stupidity, regrets, and such (33:15). Then, Rob’s brain melted (42:00). Then Phil joins the show for an all-out deep dive Thrones finale recap, including the Tyrion-centered plot and Peter Dinklage’s masterclass, the Jon and Dany ending, where all the characters ended up, the Arya spin-off that’s not coming but is definitely coming, and their favorite moments of the finale (53:00).

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Episode 127: Ever Do a Chilly Willy?

Episode 127: Ever Do a Chilly Willy?

May 15, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about hot sauce and poor eating habits (0:00), snorting vodka (9:20), the NBA playoffs and if the Raptors or the Bucks are for real, what’s inevitably going to happen in the WCF, KD’s future as a Warrior, Terry Rozier’s comments on television, and what they hope happens in the Draft Lottery (12:40). They close it out by talking about this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, S8E5, “The Bells” (1:01:25).

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Episode 126: You’re Gonna Make Me Puke

Episode 126: You’re Gonna Make Me Puke

May 9, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Tiger Woods getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, why presidents can’t put necklaces on without twisting them, and JFK (2:00); the weird ways people choose to dress and act at the gymnasium (23:15); if this season of Game of Thrones has been underwhelming, why Jon couldn’t give Ghost a snoot boop, and what might happen in the final two episodes (50:30); and to answer some disgusting listener hypotheticals, including talk of drinking bodily fluids (1:28:00).

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Episode 125: I Love You 3000

Episode 125: I Love You 3000

May 1, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA playoffs, their wrongness about the Nuggets, this matchup between the Warriors and Rockets, how good Dame Lillard is, if the Celtics will beat the Bucks (0:00), and their thoughts on the NFL Draft (57:00). Then, Phil comes on to talk about all the things they liked and disliked about S8E3 of Game of Thrones, and their predictions for the final 3 episodes (1:11:20), and their thoughts on Avengers: Endgame and the culmination of this phase of the MCU (1:51:20) ***SPOILERS***

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Episode 124: But What If I’m On Sale?

Episode 124: But What If I’m On Sale?

April 24, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about James Holzhauer’s ridiculous Jeopardy run (0:00), the NBA playoffs so far, if the Celtics can beat the Bucks, and how the Nets have blown this series against Philly (6:00), if the Islanders could win the Stanley Cup (38:00), what they expect from the Jets and Pats in the upcoming NFL Draft (45:00), Game of Thrones S8E2 (55:30), and answer some listener hypotheticals (1:10:00).

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Episode 123: Tiger is Back!

Episode 123: Tiger is Back!

April 17, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Tiger Woods winning the Masters (3:15), the athletes with the best names and nicknames in sports (14:40), and the wild start to the NBA playoffs, whether or not the Nets can really beat the 76ers, why they don’t believe in Denver, and why Russell Westbrook is bad for the Thunder (34:00). Then, Phil joined the show to talk about the Game of Thrones season 8 premiere (1:01:15), the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker teaser trailer (1:16:20), their excitement about Avengers: Endgame (1:39:00), and to answer some listener submitted hypotheticals (1:52:25).

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Episode 122: Dress Well, Test Well

Episode 122: Dress Well, Test Well

April 10, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the final rounds of March Madness and UVA beating Texas Tech (0:00), the start of the NBA playoffs and if the Nets can make a run (29:00), if Antonio Brown is a douche and the Jets new jerseys (52:00), if Tiger can win the Masters (1:01:00), and the premiere of the final season of Game of Thrones (1:06:00). Then Rob joined the show to talk about Chris Davis not being able to hit a baseball (1:17:00), and to answer some listener hypotheticals (1:26:00).

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Episode 121: No Days Off

Episode 121: No Days Off

April 3, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the latest from March Madness, including Duke being upset by Michigan State, Auburn and Texas Tech making their first Final Four appearances, if Virginia has what it takes to go from a first-round exit to national champs, and more. Then, they chat about the spreads and recap Dom’s astounding 9-3 record since the Sweet 16 (including a 7-1 start), and close out with a couple of listener hypotheticals. 

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Episode 120: You Gotta Drink The Piss

Episode 120: You Gotta Drink The Piss

March 27, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the first two rounds of March Madness, including Duke almost dropping one to UCF and how awesome gambling has made the tournament. Then, they run through the spreads for the Sweet Sixteen, after which Phil joins the show to talk this week’s internet news. They tackle Gronk and McGregor’s retirements, planes going to the wrong destination, and Robinhooding Google and Facebook, before closing out with a couple of listener hypotheticals.

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Episode 119: The Boss of Sauce

Episode 119: The Boss of Sauce

March 20, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the weird and disgusting human being that is Shane Dawson and his alleged feline coitus session. Then, they tackle the issue of anti-vaxxers and chat about the 24-year-old that decided to kill a mob boss, before closing it out by talking about Mike Trout’s historic contract, how to “fix” Major League Baseball, and answered some listener hypotheticals.

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Episode 118: Odell Beckham Was Traded Mid-Episode

Episode 118: Odell Beckham Was Traded Mid-Episode

March 13, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the state of the NBA, Russ Westbrook being out for blood, and the East’s playoff picture, when they are rudely interrupted by the Giants trading Odell Beckham to the Browns, so NFL free agency talk ensues, followed by a look ahead to March Madness. Then Rob joined the show to discuss weird internet news including people trying to fight Google, cell phones, and a lady forgetting to board a plane with her baby, among others. They finish it up with some (twisted) listener submitted hypotheticals.

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Episode 117: It’s a Wisconsin Baptism

Episode 117: It’s a Wisconsin Baptism

March 6, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by well-known Phillies fan Hoover to talk about the team’s signing of Bryce Harper. Then, Dom joined the show to talk about the NBA and LeBron Jame’s surprising antics this season, and the state of St. John’s basketball heading into the Big East Tournament. Then Rob joined the show to talk about some of the weird internet news from the week and to answer some listener submitted hypotheticals.

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Episode 116: You’re Gonna Drop the Sandwich

Episode 116: You’re Gonna Drop the Sandwich

February 27, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about how bad moving stinks, celebrities committing crime, PETA versus the Internet, and to answer some listener hypotheticals. Then, Pat of Awesome Sunday Show joins the show to recap the 2019 Oscars and the mess that was Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Episode 115: You’re Fat, You’re Not Dying

Episode 115: You’re Fat, You’re Not Dying

February 20, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the closing days of the regular season in college basketball and an update on the Johnnies(!), the less-than-stellar NBA All-Star Weekend, and some of the wild trades and rumors in the NFL offseason. Then, Rob joins the show to talk about Chex Mix, weird internet stories from the past week, Manny Machado’s ridiculous $300M contract, and to answer some listener submitted hypotheticals.

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Episode 114: He’s Like a Jacked Smurf

Episode 114: He’s Like a Jacked Smurf

February 13, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Hoover to talk about the wild trade deadline in the NBA, how things have shaken up in the Eastern Conference, if the Celtics are in the running for Anthony Davis, and the end of the Markelle Fultz era in Philadelphia. Then, Justin joins in to talk about the weirdest news from the internet this week, including, but not limited to, exploding vapes, Will Smith as nightmare fuel, and Kendall Jenner sexualizing LeBron. Then, they finish up by running through some hypotheticals.

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Episode 113: One Time, On LinkedIn

Episode 113: One Time, On LinkedIn

February 6, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Super Bowl, the Patriots' continued dominance, and what stood out to them from the game. Then, they talk about the ongoing drama with the Pelicans and Anthony Davis, and the state of the NBA heading into the all-star break. Then, Rob comes on to talk Super Bowl commercials, recap the NFL awards, and show some respect to the ambidextrous.

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Episode 112: You’re Making My Nipples Hard

Episode 112: You’re Making My Nipples Hard

January 30, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Super Bowl and some of the storylines circulating around the internet, and they run through some prop bet science. Then, they talk about the Anthony Davis requesting a trade, Kyrie Irving rumors, Klay Thompson possibly leaving the Warriors, and a little pre-Grammys chatter.

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Episode 111: Don’t Panic

Episode 111: Don’t Panic

January 23, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the always crazy NBA season, the championship round and the upcoming Super Bowl, and a preview of some of the props. Then, Phil joins the show for the first time in 2019 to talk about if the blown call in the NFC Championship was Drake’s fault, if overtime needs to be fixed, a little bit about golf, and who’s going to win the Super Bowl.

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Episode 110: We Suck, We Can’t Win

Episode 110: We Suck, We Can’t Win

January 15, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Jets, the divisional round, what to expect from the championship round, and what’s going on with the Johnnies!. Then, the only Chiefs fan in NJ, Zupan joins the show to talk about the Chiefs ahead of the AFC Championship against the Patriots, followed by Rob to figure out if Kyler Murray is going to play both baseball and football.

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Episode 109: Welcome Back

Episode 109: Welcome Back

January 10, 2019

This week, Matt is joined by Rob, who talks about the Packers new head coach, the College Football National Championship, dieting in 2019, and his thoughts on “Birdbox.” Then, Dom comes on to talk about the Johnnies! and their shots at a tournament run, the NFL Playoffs thus far, and who could possibly win the Super Bowl. Finally, Hoover joins the show to talk about his very own Philadelphia Eagles and his problem with the 76ers.

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Episode 108: We’re Making Data-Driven Decisions

Episode 108: We’re Making Data-Driven Decisions

December 19, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Drake and Kanye, and their favorite rap albums of the year (0:00), Week 15 of the NFL, including  we still don’t know who's actually good and who's actually bad (17:50), guess some Week 15 lines (32:30), give their locks of the week (55:10), and the Johnnies because they're 10-0!! (59:00).

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Episode 107: Water is Delightfully Abundant

Episode 107: Water is Delightfully Abundant

December 12, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 14 of the NFL, including who's actually good and who's actually bad (0:00), guess some Week 15 lines (28:56), give their locks of the week (50:30), and the Johnnies because they're 8-0!! (55:00). Then, Rob comes on to talk about international travel (1:03:20), if the Packers are in full meltdown mode or if Rodgers is out for blood (1:13:25), Kyler Murray winning the Heisman the College Football Playoff (1:32:15), and which 5 drinks they would have come out of their fingers (1:45:55).

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Episode 106: RIP in Peace Stan Lee

Episode 106: RIP in Peace Stan Lee

November 14, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 10 of the NFL, including the God Damn Jets, Le'Veon Bell bailing on the season, and Dez Bryant tearing his Achilles (0:00), guess some Week 11 lines (32:00), and give their locks of the week (52:50). Then, Justin Bobby comes on to talk about the death of Stan Lee and some of his incredible creations (1:14:05), and to talk about the crazy shit happening in the NBA from D-Rose being good(?) again, Jimmy Butler going to the 76ers, and whether or not the Lakers have it figured out (1:24:00).

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Episode 105: Foreplay is for Losers

Episode 105: Foreplay is for Losers

November 7, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 9 of the NFL (0:00), guess some Week 10 lines (36:50), and give their locks of the week (1:01:20). Then, Phil comes on to talk about the Marine Corps Ball (1:16:30), and to give a spoiler-free review of The Haunting of Hill House (1:29:20). Finally, WTP's own Ryan Sheehan joins the program to talk teachers beating up students (1:50:00), Lavar Ball going quiet and LaMelo apparently finishing high school (2:01:00), and who's in charge of the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron or Magic (2:09:45).

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Episode 104: Oh My God, Who Cares?

Episode 104: Oh My God, Who Cares?

October 31, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the World Series (0:00), to recap Week 8 of the NFL (13: 28), guess some Week 9 lines, including some wild ones (26:05), give their locks of the week (43:30), and the bad beats from last week (51:30). Then, Phil comes on to declare Boston officially Title Town, USA (1:03:00), Halloween, the Lara Croft costume problem, and putting a tracking device on your candy bowl (1:11:45), college football recap and a Week 10 preview (1:29:00), should Apu be taken off the Simpsons (1:40:40), and how drinking shitty beer will help you stay in shape, and keep your wallet fat! (1:50:30).

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Episode 103: Beer Has Never Let Me Down

Episode 103: Beer Has Never Let Me Down

October 17, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the ability to speak other languages (0:00), season 2 of Ozark (13:00), the Yankees getting eliminated from MLB playoffs (38:40), and the Packers disappointing start to the NFL season (1:06:08). Then, Dom joins the show to talk the rest of Week 6 of NFL (1:29:15), the way the rules work now (1:46:05), play "Guess 5 Lines" (1:56:45), and give their locks of the week (2:07:55). Then, they close out with NBA over/unders for 2018 (2:26:40), and a bit of college football talk (3:02:35)

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Episode 102: The Icing on the Shit Cake

Episode 102: The Icing on the Shit Cake

October 3, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Week 4 of the NFL, Earl Thomas flipping off the Seahawks bench, and who the top a nd bottom 3 teams are (6:20). Then, they talk about the USA's disappointing appearance at the Ryder Cup (42:15), the Yankees chances against the A's in the wildcard game, who's winning the World Series, and who's winning the MVPs and Cy Youngs (51:05). They wrap it up with the definitive best list of the top Halloween movies (1:16:40).

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Episode 101: I Can’t Wait for the 30-for-30

Episode 101: I Can’t Wait for the 30-for-30

September 26, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the 100th episode (0:00), Week 3 of the NFL and their top 3 teams (4:00), Dom tries his best at handicapping 5 games (27:20), Tiger Woods won a golf tournament! The Ryder Cup is coming up!! Tiger is in that!!! (35:45), and the NBA is already back and it's fantastic (45:10)

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Episode 100: You’re Really Peeing in My Cheerios

Episode 100: You’re Really Peeing in My Cheerios

September 19, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom for the 100th(!!!) time to talk about Week 2 of the NFL, the god damn Jets, the Pats losing a game but winning a trade, Fitzmagic running out of spells, and how terrible the kickers were this week (0:00). Then, they tossed out their 5 picks to cover the spread this week (21:05), and which 3 places they would eat if they could only eat at 1 place per meal (55:00).

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Episode 99: Ninety Six Sounds Like A Thousand

Episode 99: Ninety Six Sounds Like A Thousand

September 12, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Nick to talk about their loser lives and Fantasy Football (0:00). Then, Rob comes on to talk about Week 1 of the NFL and whether or not Aaron Rodgers is a human being (34:00), if Rutgers will ever be competitive in the Big Ten (54:10), the state of the AL East with 20ish games to play (1:06:00), celebrity deaths (1:14:40), Tiger Woods qualifying for the Tour Championship and how to make golf cooler (1:23:10), and the Serena Williams meltdown (1:28:50).

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Episode 98: Brent Musburger Is the Man

Episode 98: Brent Musburger Is the Man

September 5, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Fantasy Football (0:00), Notre Dame beat Michigan and Nick Saban is the most powerful man in college football (4:30), it's the opening weekend for NFL football so we've got picks for Week 1 (20:00), Nike has been paying Colin Kaepernick(!!!) all this time (42:30), all the crazy stuff that happened in politics (47:20), and did Drake bone Kim K? Does Kiki love him?! We have to know (52:30).

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Episode 97: Was That A Baby?

Episode 97: Was That A Baby?

August 29, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about John McCain and how Dom loves "The Bachelorette" (0:00), Tiger vs. Phil is on like Donkey Kong and Phil can't stop shit talking (6:30), it's the opening weekend for NCAA football and could Michigan finally have a QB (10:10), the NFL is back, how the Jets are going to somehow mess up their QB situation, and the over/unders for win totals (14:45), and which natural disaster they’d most like to be killed by (51:20).

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Episode 96: Chickens

Episode 96: Chickens

August 22, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about chickens of all shapes and sizes (0:00), their all-time snack foods (12:30), the optimal length of time for coitus aka bumping uglies aka sexual intercourse (21:00), their thoughts on proposal and gender reveal videos and bonus: engagement parties (30:00), and whether or not it's kosher to throw at a player in baseball. SPOILER: it is, sort of (45:00).

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Episode 95: Was He Stopped? Yeah, He Was Stopped

Episode 95: Was He Stopped? Yeah, He Was Stopped

August 15, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk some knees (1:20), the NFL is back(!) and so is Hard Knocks (10:00), the NCAA changed some rules for basketball and they might actually be good (30:30), and Tiger Woods is also back at the PGA Championship (39:00), and bold NFL predictions (49:05).

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Episode 94: Sometimes You Gotta be Jerkin’ Your Gerkin

Episode 94: Sometimes You Gotta be Jerkin’ Your Gerkin

August 8, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about eating in the dark (0:00), the Sox shit-canning the Yankees with a 4-game sweep (9:15), "Hey There Delilah" as a TV show (33:35), and what would be the only websites they could use if they were limited to 3 (41:50). Then, Dom comes in to talk Johnny Manziel (53:50), the NFL Hall of Fame (58:40), the coolest athletes (1:08:00), the PGA Championship (1:18:00), and UNC players selling their Jordans (1:24:00).

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Episode 93: Rant Over

Episode 93: Rant Over

August 2, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about how much they miss Rocket League, the addiction of FIFA, and video games (0:00), the possibility of a Sandlot prequel (6:50), major league baseball and the Sox-Yankees fight for the AL East (10:35), Urban Meyer is possibly a scumbag? (25:25), NFL training camp is back which means football's back and could the Browns be good on Hard Knocks? (40:11).

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Episode 92: Two for Flinching

Episode 92: Two for Flinching

July 27, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about In My Feelings (0:00), how many waves of 2nd graders they could take (5:10) and what Mike Tyson's chances would be (12:50). Then, things take a turn as they get into their Mount Rushmore of murderers (18:35), completely shift gears to talk about Kevin Durant and if he's the best Sonic ever (23:30), Lebron to the Lakers (40:00), Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star getting jacked up (48:20), and the best movie endings ever (54:00).

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Episode 91: Beware of Lava Bombs

Episode 91: Beware of Lava Bombs

July 18, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the mystic sport that is professional cornhole, the Home Run Derby, and why the designated hitter rule going to the National League is a good idea for baseball. Then, they talk about Tiger Woods dropping an F-bomb, Phil Mickelson's insane loft shot, and who's going to win the Open Championship this weekend, staying out of range of lava bombs, and whether or not Elon Musk is actually kind of a dick?

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Episode 90: Don’t Ask Me, I’m No C*cksucker

Episode 90: Don’t Ask Me, I’m No C*cksucker

July 11, 2018

This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about how IHoB are a bunch of losers too afraid to stick to their name, how much of a total animal and living legend Mickey "the Mick-man" Mantle was, and how weird white people get. Then, Rob joins the show to talk about Costco bailing on the Polish hot dog, Tiger and Phil playing for $10 million smackeroos, and how it's been 5 whole years since the last NCAA video game. Then, Dom joins the show to talk about the World Cup, soccer in the US, and of course, LAbron and NBA free agency.

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